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Saturday, October 20, 2018

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Agar koi Aadmi Apni Car Ka Darwaza,
Patni ke liye Apne haath se khole to,
Samajh Lijiye.... ya to Car nayi hai ya phir Patni....
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Sher Din Mein 20 ghante sota hai,
Agar mehanat safalta ki Kunji hoti to? Gadhe Jungle Ke Raja Hote๐Ÿ˜€


Khush rahe Tu Sada Yeh Dua Hai Meri...
Teri Premika hi Ban Jaye bhabhi Teri...
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Jo Pati apni biwi se Darte Hain, 
Wo Swarg me jate Hai...
Aur jo nahi Darte,
Unke Liye Dharti hi Swarg ke Saman hai.๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ


Jab ladki kahe tum bahut acche ho, Tumhe Koi Aur mil Jayegi,
Iska matlab usse Koi Aur Mil Gaya Hai...
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20 vi Sadi ki ladkiyan,
Agar Tum Mil Jao Zamana Chod Denge Hum...๐Ÿ’•
21 vi Sadi ki ladkiyan Agar Tum Mil Jao purana Chod Denge Hum...๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜†

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Dictionary Ekmatr Aisi Jagah hai,
Yahan Work se pehle Success aata hai...๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜„


Jaise hi biwi kehti hai Soch rahi hu Mayke ho aaun,
Tinde ki Sabji bhi Paneer Lagne lagti hai...๐Ÿ˜œ


Khatrnak Whatsapp Status Ever...
"Can't Talk Wife Around..."๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜†


Badnam to Kewal Daru hai...
WarnA Kidney aur Liver to Maggie ne Khrab kiye hai...๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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