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Saturday, March 23, 2019

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes


Wo to Bhagwan ka shukar hai ki
Pati aksar Sundar hi hote hai,
Warna do do logo ka beauti parlor jana kitna bhari padta.

Funny Jokes
Funny Jokes
Funny Jokes

Mahilaon ko oxygen ki jarurat nahi hoti
Woh tareefon se bhi Zinda Reh sakti hai


Santa Naukar se - Zara Dekho to Bahar Suraj Nikla ke nahi?
Naukar - Bahar Tu Andhera hai
Santa - Arre to torch Jala kar dekhlo Kaamchor.


Santa ped par ulta latka hua tha..
Banta Ne Pucha Kya Ho Gaya?
Santa - kuch nahi sirr Dard Ki Goli khayi hai kahi pet Mein Na Chali Jaye..


Bharat mein kisi bhi Prakar Ki Bimari ka ek ramban ilaj Hota Hai...
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So ja tu Kuch der Mein apne aap theek ho jayega...


Aurte Bahut Chalak hoti ja rahi hain
Kal Maine Apni sali se mazak mein kaha 
"sali to Aadhi Gharwali hoti hai"
Ab Kambakkht Adi salary mang rahi hai,
 Aise Bhi Koi Karta Hai Kya???

Funny Jokes


Santa mobile company Mai Naukri Lene Gaya
Tu Pehle hi Sawal Ka Jawab dene par usko Bhaga Diya Gaya,
Sawal - Sabse bada network konsa hai?
Santa - Cartoon Network.


Aankhon Mein Nami Thi Aur vitamin ki Kami thi
Wah Wah
Jis Se raat bhar chatting ki woh girlfriend ki Mummy thi.


Santa ke haath mein naya phone Dekhkar Banta bola - Naya phone kab kharida?
Santa - Naya nahi girlfriend ka hai 
Banta - Girlfriend ka Kyu le aaya??
Santa - Roz kehti thi mera phone nahi Uthate? aaj Moka mila to utha liya..


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